[COLOR=“DarkRed”]Only just joined - is there any good grass to eat?
Ggood morning to you - welcome to the OFF place!
Grass? err, well maybe. Would waffles do? You’ll find lots of waffle
Hope you enjoy it here - there should be something to suit everybody 
Hi. and welcome! There are certainly lots of us newbies on here…
Grass to eat? You’re kidding aintcha?
Where’s da smilies
When you reply to a post, use the REPLY button instead of the QUICK REPLY, then you will have access to the smilies! 
Why it’s the leg endary FF how the devil are you?
You want smilies :-);-):-D:cool::surprised:
:-(
:-p:mrgreen::twisted::shock::!: and there is more they tell me.
Hello Fuzzy Finker, . .welcome, . . grass to eat 
I thought it was for smoking. 
Welcome to the madhouse Fuzzy Finker, sounds like you’ll fit right in here 
/moved to intros section/
Morning Funks… seems everywhere I go I find you!
You following me?
:-D:-D:-D
(I found the smilies!)
Morning everbody! You sound nutty enough for me…!
When using shorthand we’ll have to use ff and FF to distinguish between you
(Or I s’pose we could always use Fuzzy or Funky - if we’re feeling less lazy that is 
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Re I’m new here.
Hya fuzzy finker. I’m sure you’ll like it here. One rule,you have to be mad…mwahhhhh. :twisted:
How many times do I have to say it? I LOVE YOU but don’t tell no one, there’s a good chap:blush:
Aww and I love you too… but I shan’t say a word…
Hello Trevor welcome…
[COLOR=“DarkRed”]Hello Meg and thank you!
Welcome aboard.
Hi, welcome…good to meet you…I can tell by your intro you will fit right in here…
Ta very much!
Welcome to the OFF - hope you enjoy it here.
Take care.
Welcome to the madhouse