Good Morning - Friday 12th November 2021

YAY! Lucky you Bruce. I adore it when any of my tribe visits :+1::hugs:

Heavy rain earlier today managed to walk Alfie without getting wet, the suns out now, apart from it looking good whats the point of winter sun? enjoy.

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Meg and Pixie, I understand that, but Holly is only 4!

yet another day, half over already and I have only been up for a couple of hours. outside is drizziling and the garden getting full of leaves which I only cleared on Wednesday. Porch gutter full of roof moss and leaves so cleared that out by hand. Sue and I went to the pub yesterday and had a carvery which was nice all downed with a pint of larger.
Aprt from that the excitement here is mounting up to exactly zero.
so a couple of jokes for you

Paddy was driving home, drunk as a skunk, suddenly he has to swerve
to Avoid a tree, then another, then another.
A cop car pulls him over as he veers about all over the road.
Paddy tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
Cop says “For gods sake Paddy, that’s your air freshener swinging
About!”

An old Irish farmer’s dog goes missing and he’s inconsolable.
His wife says “Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?”
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
“What did you put in the paper?” his wife asks.
“Here boy” he replies.

Paddy’s in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his
Feet.
“What the hell you doing?” he asks.
“Hangin’ meself” Paddy replies.
“It should be around your neck” says the Guard.
“I tried dat” says Paddy “but I couldn’t breathe”.

An American tourist asks an Irish dive master: “Why do Scuba divers
always Fall backwards off their boats?”
To which the Irishman replies: “If they fell forwards, they’d still be
In the boat.”

Paddy shouts frantically into the phone “My wife is pregnant and her
Contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor.
“No”, shouts Paddy, “this is her husband!”

hope that brightenes up you day

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A belated good morning from me on this drizzly day.

We had arranged to visit our daughter today but have had to cancel as Mr M isn’t feeling too well due to his AF.

Sending get well wishes to all those who are suffering. X

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By the way @realspeed, this is the wrong thread for your ‘jokes’, this is not the fun section.

Put what your monthly payments in a ‘Holly Pot’ at home instead, Jazzi.
I could never afford to insure all mine, but put money away each week for vet fees instead.

Bad hair day ?

Sorry to hear about Mr. M. May he feel better soon. :grinning:

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That’s a shame Mags hope your hubby feels better shortly. Hope your daughter is doing alright.

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Have a you made claims this year? have a good look around and I always look ahead find which ones you like and then get a quote on Holly being 8 and maybe 12 see what differences they rise to so you can sort of forward plan.

@Bruce How lovely having family and the children come up.

@Kazz, I’ve not made a claim for 2-3 years.

Thank you RS, wrong side of the bed?

Thank you Danny and Kazz.

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