True love is never having to say you’re sorry Pixie…
Or explain a joke…
Should be alright then Dex…
It wouldn’t have taken much more effort to get erection in there somewhere, Foxy. I don’t think you try hard enough sometimes. 
I think you might be right Harbal, there will be some uneaten brunches out there this morning…
Who said it wasn’t hard Harbal…
Perhaps it would be manageable if you reduced the running down to power walking. And those shorts of yours would certainly make the operation a lot less troublesome. 
Oh good Lord. And I thought this thread couldn’t get any worse.
I’m blaming the heat and the need for a cold shower! :twisted:
Really? And I was just thinking how much untapped potential it has.
That’s not the first time I have been told that, Minx but that’s a different thread. 
Me too! :shock:
Of course, the good thing about these latest sex dolls is that you don’t actually have to blow them up. People over a certain age might struggle to blow a doll up to its full capacity without spitting bits of Victoria sponge inside it.
(Who said this thread couldn’t get any worse?)
Are they always supposed to look so horrified though…
But by the same token you can’t deflate them, roll them up, and store them away when you’re not using them.
Storing them is a waste of … time, a bit like chocolate in resealable bags. :-p
:Why not Chaps, just go back in time when you had a teddy bear…after all, seems it’s matching your mentality of late…so pair up …get two teddies…
I had a teddy, wrapped up in bubble wrap, no idea what happened to it. 
To hide them away from your family and friends
Well we all know what happened to that!!
Are there any caught on your razor wire, flapping about in the wind?