I’ve been laughing at this so much. Those dirty old men! 
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I say we throw caution to the wind and do it anyway!
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Well that’s one way to cheer up the elderly! Sorry couldn’t resist giggling 
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Feel like forgetting your knickers used to happen a hell of a lot more back in 1960s and 70s (I was never guilty of it thankfully…). I remember dragging a friend along to a fancy-dress garden party my grandparents were having when we were about 12 or 13. I remember it clearly cos we both went as Alice in Wonderland! She was stood on some bench in the garden and as a joke flashed her pants at me —-or so she thought—- and I was in such disbelief I said far too loudly oh my god Lydia you forgot your knickers!!! which made everyone look over. We still keep in touch but I don’t think she ever forgave me! Especially because we then had to spend another 3 hours at this party where all my grandparents friends had just seen her privates!
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Did you have to ring an ambulance for all of the simultaneous heart attacks?
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I’m picturing the party guests on the drive home saying to one another after a long silence “……………stripper was quite young wasn’t she?”
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Hahaha
“And there was no build up, she just skipped straight to the big finale!”
Hope this isn’t a crude thing to say but I made myself laugh thinking it: joined this site in need of cheering up, now going to bed having heard some wonderfully rude stories 
a very happy Saturday indeed!
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Blokes really are so easily pleased aren’t they 
that’s why we love them I suppose!
I had just finished taking a shower when the doorbell rang. I was expecting a parcel to be delivered by Royal Mail, expecting to see our usual friendly postman, I slipped on a pair of skimpy briefs and opened the door…
Stood there, was this attractive blonde postwoman who looked to be in her thirties and she was clutching my parcel. Talk about embarrassed!
She handed over the parcel and never flinched, she than held up her phone and took a photograph of me holding the parcel. Apparently it was the rules…
I smiled and said…“If that photo appears on facebook in the next few days, there’s going to be trouble”
She had a good sense of humour and gave me a smile as she returned to her van…
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