Aw! Totally agree. Although I have a sneaky suspicion Mick just got us to confess all our most embarrassing moments without telling his best one and then ran away giggling into the sunset!
How very dare you! 
Ok here’s the story: so my wife says at school she was a right goody two shoes (I’ve seen photographs from the time, I can attest!). One morning she’s on the tube to school, all prim and proper in her uniform. Anyway, sat on the row of seats opposite her is a group of elderly blokes. She’s sat there minding her own business, head buried in her textbook or whatever, and after a while the oldies get up to leave at their stop. And as they’re about to go they turn back to her, thank her for a wonderful journey and for brightening up their morning. She’s confused so she asks why, and apparently all the old men said really loudly - and for all to hear - ‘Cos you’ve forgotten your knickers, love!’ and they all walked off the train!!
Turns out she’d been so flustered that morning she’d forgotten them and wasn’t exactly sat in the most ladylike way!
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Oh. My. Goodness. And I thought mine was embarrassing! 
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That is absolutely wonderful. So funny!
I have so many questions. How did she forget her knickers, how did she react, and as an old bloke who rides the tube why does this never happen to me??
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"Please use the Zebra Crossing Grandma. " 
“Ohhh Alright. If I have to”.
“But he will get in to a lot of trouble, if he makes Cluk Cluck. Mincemeat”. 
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Was she auditioning for Carry On Schoolgirl?
That story has got me absolutely howling. So brilliantly saucy
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Glad it’s raised a smile! The missus is officially happy to field any questions about the ‘Carry On Schoolgirl’ incident (as Terry so brilliantly named it)!
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Well firstly what on earth did she do when they told her??
(Im alternating between feeling so sorry for her and grinning from ear to ear like a Cheshire Cat…)
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In response to some of the questions! She said she couldn’t find any undies that morning and made a mental reminder to grab some before she left home. Put the rest of her uniform on anyway, forgot about the knickers and the rest is history! As for how she reacted, we can probably imagine how bright red she went especially considering there was now a carriage full of people who knew there was a knickerless schoolgirl onboard!
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I’ve been laughing at this so much. Those dirty old men!
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I say we throw caution to the wind and do it anyway!
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Well that’s one way to cheer up the elderly! Sorry couldn’t resist giggling 
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Feel like forgetting your knickers used to happen a hell of a lot more back in 1960s and 70s (I was never guilty of it thankfully…). I remember dragging a friend along to a fancy-dress garden party my grandparents were having when we were about 12 or 13. I remember it clearly cos we both went as Alice in Wonderland! She was stood on some bench in the garden and as a joke flashed her pants at me —-or so she thought—- and I was in such disbelief I said far too loudly oh my god Lydia you forgot your knickers!!! which made everyone look over. We still keep in touch but I don’t think she ever forgave me! Especially because we then had to spend another 3 hours at this party where all my grandparents friends had just seen her privates!
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Did you have to ring an ambulance for all of the simultaneous heart attacks?
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I’m picturing the party guests on the drive home saying to one another after a long silence “……………stripper was quite young wasn’t she?”
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Hahaha
“And there was no build up, she just skipped straight to the big finale!”
Hope this isn’t a crude thing to say but I made myself laugh thinking it: joined this site in need of cheering up, now going to bed having heard some wonderfully rude stories 
a very happy Saturday indeed!
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Blokes really are so easily pleased aren’t they 
that’s why we love them I suppose!
I had just finished taking a shower when the doorbell rang. I was expecting a parcel to be delivered by Royal Mail, expecting to see our usual friendly postman, I slipped on a pair of skimpy briefs and opened the door…
Stood there, was this attractive blonde postwoman who looked to be in her thirties and she was clutching my parcel. Talk about embarrassed!
She handed over the parcel and never flinched, she than held up her phone and took a photograph of me holding the parcel. Apparently it was the rules…
I smiled and said…“If that photo appears on facebook in the next few days, there’s going to be trouble”
She had a good sense of humour and gave me a smile as she returned to her van…
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