Personally, I’d take that as discriminating against those of us who have small, ahem, appendages. 
… there there Dex, May didn’t mean to ‘out you’ … how could she know?
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Well, there’s a suspicious looking faux Scots Pine tree that’s suddenly appeared on the pavement outside my bedroom window, which seems to have a camera or telescope lens sticking out of it.
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And a magnifying lens too? No wonder you feel over exposed and humiliated.
A hem …
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Alright. I’d say “don’t rub it in” but you’d only make a double entendre about that too. 
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Flirting is extremely useful to get things that you want in a nice way and it makes the other person feel good. Both men and women respond to a charm offensive.
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Well it works for me until they see what I look like., 
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Alright then Annie? ‘Owsabout a bit of how’s yer father? Phwoar.
Well, it worked for Greg Wallace
Of course not everyone has mastered the art and some never will… 
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Gertcha darling.
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Oh my, need I say there are exceptions to this, you being the first one that comes to mind!
Now, about that Christmas card list…does it include naughty?
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Oh look … I’m trying to be all good and prim and proper here.
The naughtier the more glittery!
Flirty festive frivolity…
I suppose, yes. Some people get carried away with flirting haha😆
I do beg your pardon?
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May God have mercy on your souls. As for me…
Hail, Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.
Hail, Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.
I’ve spoilt your fun haven’t I …
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You started to do that in 2015
I’m too shy.AND in the unlikely event someone had flirted with me,I wouldn’t have realized anyway. 