Are you married?
Did you vote for Brexit?
Itās a date. Would you be expecting an honest answer? Or just trying to see if your truth detector skills are working?
Before or after the married question?
Some of these questions would have your date heading for the hills at a brisk gallop .
Can you cook, if affirmative, youāve pulled.
At risk of being perceived as a tad cynical I wouldnāt consider going on a date with someone I didnāt have a measure of in the first instance .
Iād just crack on being generous with the poppadoms and enjoy the company.
Not that a first date has to involve food or dining of course, could be bungee jumping
Hmmm yes, you can find out a lot about a person when they are screaming through the airā¦
Quite, and bouncing back up again Iād imagine?
Iāll stick with the poppadoms thank you very much!
Did you vote for Brexit?
I donāt think there is a single most important question, but if I could only ask one thing it would be:
Tell me everything about you starting with the things you think I would want to know followed by the things you would want me to know followed by everything else.
Too much too soon too heavy .
Leave something for the second date - if there is one.
did you bring any rubbers??
āā Are you an orphan? āā
I did ask hubby when we were dating.
My uni professor had been telling me horror stories about nasty mothers in law and advised me to marry an orphan.
He was really surprised by the question and we ended up laughing our heads off.
Gosh, I was an atheist and my husband was catholic when we married, about twenty eight years on we both changed our minds and became protestant Christians. No arguments just supportive of each other throughout.
are you paying or do you speak dutch?
What do you find most attractive in a woman?
If no answer applied to meā¦ then Iād nick the last popadom and flee!
Would you mind signing this disclaimer just in case I misread your advances and you donāt really fancy meā¦?
Went on a date with a guy within minutes he asked if I owned my own home , I lied and said I rented the property.
Never saw him again
I would ask if they liked catsā¦there is something weird about people who donāt like cats or animals in generalā¦I doubt I would get on with them if they said no.
Youāve pulled ! So your place or mine. Why messed about with small talk with the same outcome?