I reckon his schpeel to get your custom would be something like:
‘Trust me madam, I am the market leader in this area and in my hands, you can be assured that only I have the best resources available to sell your property.
My reputation means everything to me. But, expect me to be upfront.’
So he got his kit off … if it sells properties on behalf of his clients, it gets my vote. It’s not the same as streaking along the high street.
EDIT … I couldn’t read the story as MOL demanded I cancel my AdBlock+ so I left the site.