When I was about 21 years old, my friends and I went to a Country Pub out in the sticks somewhere, it was closing time, we all came out and the Pub doors shut, I realised then that I wanted to go for a Pee, no where to go, so I said to my friends look out for me, I am going to kneel down behind that parked car, the car park was full, I crouched down behind the car with my knickers at my ankles and the sodding car pulled away and left me there crouching on the floor doing a Pee, my friends laughed so much they just walked off and left me there with a red face.
Iām sure I have, but I canāt think of anything significant, off hand. But there is something embarrassing that I would like to do, if that counts.
I have a very strong, almost overwhelming urge to run into the middle of my local High Street, stark naked, and shout out at the top of my voice, ālook at me, Iām butt naked and I donāt give a damnā.
That proclamation wouldnāt be entirely true, though, because I would give a damn. That is to say that I would give a damn about having to show my face in my community afterwards. I think it would only be possible if I could show some form of justification for my behaviour.
If I could get somebody to dare me to do it, then I think I could pass it off as an act of bravery, rather than one of depravity. And if I could make it a dare involving a bet, I could also make a financial profit out of it. I get to satisfy my unwholesome desire; I come out of it looking like a real dare devil, and I earn a bit of money on top. Cool. But how do I get somebody to dare me to do it and make it seem like it is entirely their idea?
I think I have mentioned elsewhere here the time I got stuck up a tree and had to be helped down by a young man, that was quite embarrassing, cos I was in my 50ās at the time.
Harbieā¦not a good look at your ageā¦unless you keep a pipe and slippers type strut/pose.
We found on the nudist beaches hereā¦strange how the men, lazy about reading a book in one hand, and the other placed securely by there sideā¦
Then they go out for a swim all with that cocky look on their faceā¦then they come out of the seaā¦tiddlers for some strange reasonā¦shrinking violetsā¦
I would be embarrassed if I was a maleā¦Think twice about this obsession Harbie.
Hope it was not the streaking video that brought this to your thoughtsā¦
I hate feelingā¦well guiltyā¦ by proxy would it be?..
How about having a nudist halloween party, would that be a relief for youā¦
Ok first need to know what kind of party you would make for Halloweenā¦
we all have our own ways of entertainingā¦We use to have a lot of fancy dress partiesā¦great fun but not nude partiesā¦
So think about your invites and then sort a few gamesā¦now games can be a right lot of funā¦and funnyā¦music and donāt forget foodā¦tit bits are ok but maybe go biggerā¦chicken breast dips are popular as are meatballs in a dip also.
Sure you have a few ideas up your sleeves Harbie.
No but if you knew more about meā¦close friends know naturallyā¦my life is a carry on saga of sortsā¦We had one today actuallyā¦but donāt want to go off topic, Harbieā¦
