It’s true I try to find humor in every situation. I make jokes and post photos for people to enjoy and hopefully smile. If I am ever out of line with my humor let me know. I don’t mean to offend anyone. I feel life throws enough crap at us and if you can’t have a few yucks a long the way then what’s the point.
Anyway if my sense of humor offends anyone I apologize in advance.
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No offence taken!
Carry on!
Class dismissed!
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Seems I brought out the school teacher in you. Considering the age I usually act appropriate. 
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It would take a great deal to insult me @Danny . The only near-the-knuckle stuff that occassionally makes me think twice would involve anti-Semitism and that’s only coz I had a lot of it during my early school years. I’ve never read anything in OFF that I found OTT.
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No problem with that @danny . As long as it doesn’t get personal a bit of humour is much needed in these strange times. 
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There is no humor there.
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I would never get personal. I mean we really don’t know each other, other than virtually. Getting personal would be the epitome arrogance in this venue. IMHO
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You go for it, you certainly won’t offend me 
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Danny, no offence taken here. I would never steal anyones fence. 
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Offence is taken, not given, Therefore I am impossible to offend. 
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OK. This deserves a funny and embarrassing story.
The company I worked for in L.A. sent me to San Francisco to fix the office there. After work I was too awake to go back to the hotel. So one of the new hires(a guy fresh to town like me) tells me about this amazing bar. Me I don’t drink, but I do enjoy the atmosphere. The guy who suggested the bar said he had been watching it and had seen nothing but beautiful women going inside. I should have stopped there, but that detail kind of skirted by, all I heard was beautiful women. So we go and true enough it was full of gorgeous women. One problem it was a Lesbian Club. 
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That suggests to me you are going to do it anyway.
Quite right too.
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Ha ha ha … I very nearly got caught like that with a local know as Velvets and of course it’s a girls only type of establishment. Twas the first time I became enlightened as to what ‘tipping the velvet’ meant 
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Ah Danny, you could’ve still bought them a drink or two or three! You were there for the ‘atmosphere’ after all!
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I did stay for a couple of drinks. Bartender said you know you’re in the wrong place. I said qoute “Baby I’m the biggest lesbian in here!” She wasn’t amused. 
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I think I would have found it very relaxing.Surrounded by lovely women but not having to try to impress anyone.
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That’s hilarious
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Yes but my also true story of how we ended up in a Spanish Bar owned by a long term CB/Amateur Radio friend, who by day as an English Teacher. His Bar turned out to be a Bordello…Pull open another door and inside was a loads of beds.
Looking more like a Hospital Ward…well could be that some of the ‘Clients’ might end up there later on… 
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LMAO. I take it that was the last date?
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On the other hand taking your date to a bordello ensures a happy ending one way or the other. (bad humor joke)
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