Do you ever read those spam emails?

Here is my latest one:
Greetings to you,

Trust, this finds you well. Accept my sincere apology for this unsolicited email to you, I am Engr. Mohammed Koko, Executive Director with the Ports Authority (NPA). I got your email address from an International LinkedIn Directory through my search, I find you reliable and trustworthy. I am looking for a genuine partner that will assist me to invest Seventeen million five hundred United States dollars ($17.5M) in good business that will be lucrative.

You will be the head of the affairs of this project; every legitimate arrangement to perfect this deal successfully has been put in place. I will brief you in detail on the next step once I receive your positive response, reply to my personal contact email below with your personal details below.

(1) Your Full Name:-
(2) Full residential address:-
(3) Phone and Fax Number:-
(4) Age:-
(5) Occupation:-
(6) Your alternative email address:

Thanks, in anticipation.

Regards,
Eng. Mohammad B. Koko (KOKO the CLOWN) :rofl:
Executive Director ED
Nigeria Ports Authority (NPA)

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My mail filter dumps all unless the sender is in my address section, so I never get to read any of the rubbish.

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Never Britrick,i would never get that time back :grinning:

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I’m too scared to look!

I get between 2 and a dozen every days. They all go into my Spam Folder, they are all from the same place, hover over the sender and they are all from Arsenal.com one day, all from Soton.Edu.Gov the next. Willy enlargement, lottery win, M&S hamper. and so on. Pretty much the same subjects so obviously from the same person. So I just empty out the spam folder with a single click 2 or 3 times a week. I’ve never opened one.

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I just hope the Nigerian astronaut who was stuck on the iss got home safely with the money I sent to his account….

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