Pragmatic, Observational, Mathematical, Disgruntled, Twat.
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Old, wrinkled, overweight & settled.
Fun loving glass half full.
Its hard to describe yourself especially as how you see yourself is probably not as others perceive you. Trying to be as near as possible I would say…honest slightly selfish impatient insecure
spells cute.
Articulate, handsome, wishful, Porky Pier!
:-p
I couldn’t possibly describe myself in just five words Minx, I’m far too interesting and complex for that…
Here you are Foxy…
Good legs, can run fast! 
Still have my own teeth.
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Keep them in a box, Cinders?
But that’s twenty words. :roll:
Not yet, have a brilliant hygienist and dentist.
Built like a Greek God
Very very very very ordinary.
A reclusive dog woman 
That’s only four words!
Why not add a nice adjective before ‘reclusive’?
ok JB …A reclusive mad dog woman …
I think that is the general option of those around me 
I think you may have put ‘mad’ in the wrong place.
Didn’t you mean ‘A mad reclusive dog woman’? 
A reclusive dog-mad woman.
A reclusive dog, mad woman.