A fart is just a rehearsal before the main event
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Damn, that is so profound I feel that I should sit crossed legged and do an ‘OM’
should we have a practice night
I shall take your word on that realspeed lol.
Is that why you use that user name by any chance 
As long as it’s not a dress rehearsal 
I never forgot the story of this poor, poor woman on her wedding day……
Oh cringe, how humiliated would you be and what a dire wedding memory….
Ugh … Errr… Too much information!
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It doesn’t pay to have bad breath at both ends!
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Well I’m glad that I’ve already had breakfast!
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nearly time for lunch babe