Coronation Street

I wondered how Yasmin could hang on the ridge tiles so easily for so long, I know I couldn’t, because your own bodyweight would be pulling you downwards.

I also thought it daft when wots-his-name, the lad who’s been helping Alya with her fight against Geoff, arrived at the roof scene, stood there and never even phoned for help immediately. Who would leave 3 people hanging off a roof and not phone 999 straightaway - let alone seeing a dead body on the pavement!

How did Yazmeen’s granddaughter get from unconscious on the floor to climbing onto a roof with no sign of head injury? You sure have to suspend disbelief in soaps!

And he kicked her while she lay on the floor. So she must have woken up, thought, ‘oh, best check my phone…I might have a message from Gran, yes, there it is. What’s that Lassie? Gran is up on the roof, followed by Geoff? And she’s in danger. Come on Lassie, let’s go help her!’

And by the magic of television…there she is.

My thoughts too jazzi - but we must remember, anything is possible in soaps!!!:shock:

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If you ever find yourself in that situation Mups, climb a bit higher and sit straddle legged over the ridge tiles. You can sit there all day, I know because I’ve done it when I was replacing the cement under the ridge tiles…You get a great view of the surrounding countryside as well!..:smiley:
Try and pick a fine day though…:cool:

And preferably when not being pursued by an evil, mad ex partner. :lol:

Yazmeen should have sat on the velux Jazzi, and Geoff would have never climbed out…

How come the house didn’t burn down from the fire Geoff started with the lighter fuel?..:017:

And how come Alya manage to get past the fire?

Yes, that would have been mych safer than just hanging on.
I half exected one of the ridge tiles to come loose! :slight_smile:

I ought to mention though Mups…Don’t wear a skirt when you do it…:shock:…:wink:

True! But on the other hand a skirt just might act as a parachute if you did fall.
Or perhaps not.

When are: Johny, Leanne, Peter, and Jasmine going to ‘Pull themselves together?’…And when is Simon going to get a good beating? Cocky, bad tempered little sod! I’ll gladly do it…:mad2: And when is Garry going to be released from prison for the crime he didn’t commit? It was Fay who brayed Adam, and I thought that it was all out in the open now.

And that relation of Jenny’s wants sending packing. The vile thoughtless little madam. And what’s happened to Kev’s sister Debbie? The callous, backstabbing, money grabbing little elf…

And how many more gays are there going to be living in the street? And while I’m doing over Simon, we might as well give Todd a good sorting out, let’s see how brave he is against me and six mates!
And isn’t it time Billy went off to do some panto? He’s beginning to annoy me now with his creepy penchant for young boys.

Rant over!

Excellent! I couldn’t have said better.
I think you’ve covered it all, except for the annoying woman in the flower shop (I’m not good at names), you know, the dumpy one, who I think they have put in place for a humorous addition, though I have never found her in the slightest bit funny.

That about summed it up nicely, Foxy. :smiley: :023:

Think you must mean Mary? :slight_smile:

Yes. The dumpy one.

Mary’s a good laugh.

Foxy’s just about summed up the rest of the current storylines quite nicely. As for Dev and the two proto-lesbians, God help us, what a load of horse manure that is.

… otherwise Coronation Street is ok, eh Bob? ;-):lol:

Well said, OGF!

Dislike intently…Daisy, Todd, Simon, Billy, Nina and g/f.

Thanks guys, I’m sorry I just couldn’t bottle it up any longer…:009: