…and Tristram!!
Haha, that really made me laugh out loud 
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yes I’ll have one too - only just got back on here and they told me I am restricted for a while - doesn’t make me feel very wanted ??
Hi
I get a big cuddle once a week from Paris, a delightful young French Bulldog who is all over me.
She arrives with her owner, one of my helpers.
Is a Canoodle out of the question?
Oi get in the queue PLEASE
Gumbud, Swimmy and Spitty… come here, I have my octopus tentacles on, so l can cuggle you and squeeze the living daylights out of you all!!
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Do you have an Octo-Pussy. 
Maver-rik, l said… a ‘cuggle’ that’s what l say for cuddle. I think it’s more loving and chutchy… another of my baby talk words.
Wuddley is another word l made up for soft blankets/ material. They are all lovely and wuddley! Ha!
That’s not as bad as what I thought she said when saying “tentacles”
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As Arthur Mullard might sad, Yuth, m’dear 
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I love how everything l say is twisted into something naughty!
All your minds are dirt tracks! Ha!
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That’s because we all have one thing in common 
You mean, you are all drink taken and l am the only one here who is sober?
I’ve only had a cup of tea and a slice of a disastrous (whoops, l’m not taking your name in vain!) lemon cake. It tastes lovely but keeps falling apart!! I blame the Flora Buttery, they’ve changed it in some way?
oh my god this is so sweaty and spitty has got his head stuck in my left armpit - what does he put on his hair??
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I love the cuddle shop idea. I adore cuddles and I love to cuddle my people. Recieving makes me feel loved and giving makes me hope the receiver feels loved and comforted.
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Probably oil out of the chip pan? Laughter smilie (as they still wont action via the list)
oh chips well that’s bit who’s bringing em? and don’t forget the vinegar!