Playing hard to get eh? 
Is it that obvious? 
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…you can’t hide your femininity, you’d never pass as a bloke, I knew it was you straight away…now go and shave it off,
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Mr F the colour purple is so not you .
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I have a moustache but no beard. I tried to grow one once; it had holes where my cheeks are so, I shaved it off to a Noel Edmunds style. V didn’t like it one little bit. It had to go.
Since I retired over 18yrs ago, I’ve grown a beard and shaved it off so many times, I’ve lost count. I grow them on my wife’s whim and when she considers them too long, out with the cut-throat again. I’m not bothered either way, but a white face as well as a white thatch is a little too much imo.
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@@ realspeed, Ha! Ha! You keep telling yourself that RS !!
Donkeyman! 
suits you sir.
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My first wife never saw me without a beard, my second wife never saw me with one though she used to complain when didn’t shave for a couple of days that, “You look like a beggar.”
Whoarh! What a turn on, can’t improve on perfection 
When I quit laughing I’ll post… 
I myself go from well trimmed 5 o’clock shadowish. To goatee the same length. Can’t grow a full beard, because I can’t get through the itchy phase.