Went to bed in my Frank Ifield jammies and when I woke up I couldn’t remember my name.
I went to bed in my Johnny Depp T shirt and woke up with a black eye
Sorry Johnny innocent until proven guilty
I went to bed in nine inch nails and woke up hurt.
I went to bed in my Dire Straits pjs and I woke up in a hell of a state.
Went to bed in my Dave Clark Five t shirt, it fell to Bits and Pieces, so I repaired it, and went back to bed Glad All Over.
I went to bed in my Dave Clark 5 T-shirt Feeling Glad All Over and she said I was Trying Too Hard.
I went to bed in my Dave Clark Five t shirt and said to police Catch Us If You Can.
I went to sleep wearing my Ed Sheeran tee-shirt and woke up Thinking Out Loud
I went to sleep wearing my Rolling Stones PJs and woke up covered in moss.
I went to bed in a Dave Clark Five t-shirt and woke up feeling Glad all over.
Did Glad give you a slap for your troubles?
I went to bed in my Snow Patrol tee shirt and woke up in an Igloo.
I went to bed in my union flag t.shirt and woke up hanging from a flagpole.
I went to bed in my Beatles T shirt and when I woke up somebody had changed the a into a b.
I went to bed wearing a Beautiful South T-shirt & woke up in Rotterdam
went to bed in my David Cassidy tshirt, woke up thinking ‘how can I be sure’ I woke up
went to bed in my David Essex tshirt and woke up to David saying ‘Hold me close’ yeah right, in me dreams
Went to bed covered only by a Canadian flag. Woke up to Scott Joplin playing Maple Leaf Rag.
I went to bed in my Joy Division t-shirt and woke up feeling thoroughly miserable.