Caption this Courting Couple?

[Bretrick]

I told you, Not out in public darling, control yourself

[macywack]

can we faff in private please

[Psmith]

My mother said I should always keep an eye on you.

[butterscotch]

Not the eye! Not the eye!

Your claws are clammy.

[Chilliboot]

Now, starting from the top I want you to read out all the letters on the chart.

[John]

When I asked for a poke, I did’nt mean one in the eye !!

[d00d]

Jesus, there’s paps behind that bush again.

[Maree]

“Never heard of mouthwash?”