Now you’re being NASTY!!! 
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Husband had a gross pair of socks from ex brother in law one Xmas…We did return those things to him the following Xmas… 
he said do you know I feel they are familiar to me…He was quite not.mmmm…one Xmas we played cards for pence and do you know what…he cheated he blimin cheated at cards with his own family… 
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wot a great 99p bargain as well…
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Excellent book.
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I shall take your word for it 
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Dulcolax.
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Eliza i making a note of this for future reference. 
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For Who ?haha
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think…who do we not like?
I have a spare brew…
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I am a little sinister in my mind. 
Haha eliza
Brings me to a story , where mum gave my aunt a whole bar of the exalt laxative choc , and she nearly blew the roof of the toilet ,
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Im sorry, but i wouldnt buy for someone i disliked !
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For cat haters…. A pair of socks you’ve stored in a bag of cat nip for a month
For Righties ( or Lefties!) …. A donation in their name to a charity you know they’ll hate
Underpants you’ve impregnated with itching powder
A jacket you’ve sewn prawns in the lining
For Brexiters…… a nice passport cover
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A block of carbolic soap.
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One of Husbands stories short and not sweet either…he thought it was Chocolate when he took it without asking…he has a few toilet stories but not sure peeps could take them… 
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Mine has European Union on it also…got it 4 Dec 2018…
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Lovely, I wish mine did, I’m quite embarrassed by my new, blue one
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This is true. A friends brother in law once gave her a cabbage for Christmas, she hates cabbage. Another year he gave her a Barbie doll, she prefers Sindy. Does that count?
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Long story, but a wedding invitation and decorum necessitated that I provide a wedding and shower gift to a middle-aged couple who were marrying as the result of an affair.
For the shower, I gave them a bird feeder.
For the wedding, I gave them a lovely blue ceramic bird bath.
Any guess what what my unspoken theme was for the newlyweds?