Sadly, I am not a “pale skinned plump and sweaty person of female persuasion” so you shall have to seek your dubious pleasures elsewhere, presumably using your “fat car” to secure the fat woman of your dreams … 
BFN … :roll:
Cheers mate, thanks for the advice … and for other readers…yes I do know, it’s cruel of me to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man, it’s a character failing. Sorry. 
I’m sorry - you lost … 
Anyhoo, back on topic
What’s wrong with suv,s ?
There’s nothing “wrong” with most modern SUVs - all offer masses of the latest technology - but many are just wasted space in the UK, used for commuting, school runs and weekend shopping with the occasional weekend away.
Are they “better” than “conventional” cars or have gullible SUV owners just been drawn in by the advertising … ?
Nearly every carmaker now offers SUV models in a range of sizes. This has progressed to the point where you can now get a high-rise model with butch styling that’s little bigger on the road than a conventional small hatchback.
5 reasons not to buy an SUV or crossover (and one why you should)
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I used to be a courier Omah and drove big vans and small trucks and enjoyed the higher altitude of commercial vehicles. So when It came to selling my van and buying a proper vehicle I liked the idea of of the SUV. Plus, my late Father in Law had difficulty climbing in and out of lower vehicles.
And; I can get my bike in the back and loads of luggage…
Leaving the others far behind. Freedom !
IMO, that’s a sensible solution to practical problems … 
Cheers Omah…