Back in the UK - My Trip

Well here I am back to the UK, first time since 2011.

Sydney airport was a minor nightmare with its automatic check ins but there were plenty of people to help you, eventually they took me to a manual check in hidden away.

I thought UK border security was slack I walked through the green lane (nothing to declare) quite by accident at Heathrow, absolutely no-one there, my bag meanwhile was loaded on the Manchester plane without going through any inspection. (that might be unfair - I am used to Australian immigration quarantine and biosecurity which is taken very seriously.

However Heathrow and Manchester must be two of the worst airports in the world, certainly in my experience, everything is so far away, no travellaters (those moving pavement things) and absolutely no-one to ask directions or advice from. On the upside Manchester does have a free pickup point which works well if you can find anyone to tell you about it (very confusing signage (Meet and Greet or Express Pick up - two different places, no explanation as to the difference).

The food on BA and Qantas was fine, the Qantas plane had older seating the BA plane from Hong Kong was much newer though the actual space was about the same… The flight attendants on both airlines were good, Qantas staff was more efficient but less friendly but I had this lovely young girl on BA who sounded a bit gormless (probably me not used to the British accent) but who looked after me like I was the only person on the plane.

The lounges in Sydney and Hong Kong were run by Qantas and very good, plenty of food and drink but the BA lounge at Heathrow was too crowded, food good but hard to find a seat, queues for the toilet and showers. Not very impressed nor by the airport as a whole (as i said)

Some photos:

Qantas seat:

Seat adjustment:

Seat adjustment was similar on both flights.

BA seat:

Qantas meal:

Entre:

Main:

BA full English breakfast just before Heathrow (there was a big evening meal too but I forgot to take a photo):

I am so glad that they have both gone back to metal cutlery.

The English countryside is just so different to flying over Australia (which takes up half of the journey to Hong Kong)

The old fashioned flight map on Qantas was better in my opinion than the new wizzbang Panasonic system on the BA plane.

My initial observations after a day with my brother - somewhat jet lagged. It is light so late nearly 10pm before it got dark - I mean I know this but it is still a surprise. The only other observation was the lack of birds. I saw half a dozen flying looking out the window most of the day and a magpie, blackbird and a couple of pigeons in the back garden. From my house in the same period I would have seen many dozens if not hundreds of birds, it was very noticeable to me.

Oh yes, it is cold - 15° can never be described as warm :slightly_frowning_face:

Well that is me after getting up at 4am Wednesday AEST and arriving in Manchester 9am Thursday BST, it is tiring I can tell you, who ever sleeps properly on a plane?

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I shall have to start calling you Alan Whicker from Whicker’s World.

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All looks good Bruce!
Welcome back to The UK.

There’s plenty of bird life as I’m sure you’ll discover, be careful when walking under our lush green deciduous trees, you only bought one pair of jeans remember!:open_mouth:

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I have it on good authority that the kangaroos are hopping mad because Bruce left Australia without saying goodbye to them

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Let us know where and what you do it will be interesting to know your thoughts about England and how you think its changed .

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Welcome to blighty Bruce, glad to hear you arrived safe and are settling in.
Here in Yorkshire it has been 30º C through the day but drops to 20ºC during the night which only lasts from 10:00 pm until about 3:00 am.
Enjoy your holiday and I look forward to hearing your thoughts on the place like Bill Bryson…
:sunglasses:

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Welcome to Pommyland, enjoy your stay.

Are you meeting up with any OFChatters? Let me know if you’re around these parts.

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Welcome to the U.K. Bruce .
Luckily you have come in time for an upcoming heatwave so you won’t feel too cold at least later in the day .
Have a great trip

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Generous sized meals these days on flights!
Welcome to the UK Bruce

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Looking at the leg room and the meals (and the access to the lounges) I’m suspecting this was no back of the plane voyage. Me thinks our Bruce turned left on getting onto the plane.

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Congrats on your synopsis of contemporary long-distance travel
I bailed out soon after 9/11 and George W Bush’s. The World will never be the Same Again.
No Truer Phrase. Or your Recount.
I’m an Armchair travel now. One of which. A TV series. Australian Border Control.
As you described. There’s absolutely no comparison in how Australian International Airports are kitted out. Staffed and Administered.
Compared to the UK, Belts and Braces. Hit or Miss, Take It or Leave It. Style.
Despite all. Best wishes and trust you have an enjoyable visit to. >> The Old World.

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Good thinking…

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one thing Bruce will find strange over here is he can hop on and off a bus instead of a kangaroo

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but the nosh looks a bit greasy spoon in its presentation.

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Don’t worry Bruce!

Just think about what’s on offer now!
Maybe take a doggy bag for your return flight :wink::+1:

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And not a glass of wine in sight. Business class ain’t what it used to be …

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Hi

Don’t worry about the lack of security at UK airports Bruce,we just do it very differently to you Aussies

Australian Security is deliberately highly visible , nothing wrong with that.

The UK has a very different highly automated scanning and surveillance system, which also works
.
Enjoy your stay in the Country with the most concentrations of CCTV

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Yes it must be 20 years since I saw anybody there at Green Channel in that little glass fronted office, but of course, they are watching you closely.

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Yes our UK security can quckly tell the difference between a Kangaroo and a person trying to get through customs :rofl:

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I never thought of that I am used to there being someone there to help you as well.

They had wine but I don’t like wine so I had beer.

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