Asteroid heading for Earth!

Forget covid!
Forget climate change!
NA new thing to worry about !
The Chinese are preparing a flotilla of rockets for an attempt to
divert a an astoroid that is heading dangerously close to earth ??
It was an asteroid collision that caused the extinction of the
dinosaurs millions of years ago so better get your Anderson shelter
ready ??
This was reported by the independent today !!
Nah ! Just joking !!
There IS an asteroid weighing over 1 million kilogramme heading
our way, and the Chinese ARE planning to launch about 20 of
their largest freight rockets in an attempt to divert the asteroid
from its present course as an experiment to see if it can be done ?
They believe this particular asteroid may be composed of rare
minerals that it may be possible to mine?
The chances of this asteroid hitting earth are more than one
in a thousand? or should that be LESS than one in a thousand??
Who feels lucky ??

 Donkeyman!
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I’m not worried, Donkeyman, we don’t have any dinosaurs in my part of the world.

Look in the mirror !!

Donkeyman!

I am surprised that one of the usual suspects hasn’t claimed that the asteroid escaped from a Chinese laboratory.

What if Earth was heading for the Asteroid?:wink:

Your mate Albert would tell you it was all relative.

I know.

Why are aliens chucking stones at us again? Haven’t we got enough on our plates?? :shock:

Made me laugh out loud :slight_smile:

It wasn’t that funny. :expressionless:

It must have escaped from a Chinese laboratory… (just for Bruce :lol:)

Be very careful whilst larfin summer !!
It tends to make people fart??
Oh!
Sorry , wrong thread !!

Donkeyman!

Apparently the Chinese hope to deflect it onto Australia Brucy !!
On the grounds that there’s nuffink there ??

Ass. Man !

Could be Spitty?
But Newton said it’s all pre ordained !!

Donkeyman!

The insignificance of humans is impossible to quantify Pixie !!

Donkeyman!

Deliberately so Harbal !
We don’t want you faaartin do we ??

 Donkeyman!

Do you think that’s why they are trying to recapture it Barry ??

Donkeyman!

Don’t worry I have added you to my list

That’s very good Bruce :smiley: