That reminds me of the Englishman who didnât like it here at all.
He went to a travel agent to book his flight back.
When he payed for the ticket he was short one dollar.
He went outside desperate to rustle up another dollar. He asked the first Aussie that came along:âExcuse me sir would you have a spare dollar? I want to go back to England!â
The Aussie replied:âHere mate, have two bucks and take another pom with you!â
When you do come this article isnât a bad one to read, itâs by a pommie tooâŠ
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http://www.traveller.com.au/australia-travel-tips-20-things-that-will-surprise-firsttime-visitors-giyfph/
Typical, we have to pay to get back whilst most of you lot got there for nout.
You also went back? Iâve known a few who did that, family included.
The kids didnât like it back home, so again the family made it back to down under.
Some of those are still here.
Others are still in transit between here and there.:shock:
Crikey, why canât you poms make up your mind?
Donât forget you promised me Christmas dinner Plops.
Iâll have to start back home Boxing Day though cos itâs such a long walk. 
How can I forget what I promised my favorite person in the whole world?
Iâll be free for at least 6 months after Boxing Day, I will walk with you and when you get tired I will carry you all the way to Pommieland.
Thatâs just another Ploppy promise.
You see Plops, no wonder I luvs ya you old charmer.
Works every time.
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Thatâs because you know Iâm genuine. Not like some others around here.
No but we are looking to visit next July,be prepared.
July, ok noted. Staying long?
Yeeees I knowâŠdepends on whether the water tastes alright and the steaks and whether we can manage to understand your accent.
A 4/5 weeks,bugger the water is the beer wet.
Watch out for killer koalas. The snakes, sharks and spiders are 'armless.
Donât believe Plops
There are nasty little red backed spiders that hide in the Dunny waiting to bite you on the bum .
I would go but I gather everything closes at 10pm in Australia, but New Zealand is a proper country.
That is true. Iâm keeping one of those as a pet. I called it âMuddyâ.
That is not true at all. Some places close at 9:30
I really would love to go, way back in my younger days I seriously considered transferring from the Brit to Australian Army.
BYO bayonet and helmet?
I understand they allow same sex marriage now in AusâŠâŠAnd another country loses some of itâs credibilityâŠ:-(âŠWhatâs wrong with people.
They donât allow it in Saudi Arabia