That’s brilliant! A piece of history!
So is the black death.
What plagues you then, kind sir
Not on my Victorian House its not!
Exactly. Only natural sandstone pavements for such a historic house
Knock it down, build something ecologically sound and modern, and use the clapped out old bits of furniture to heat up the tarmac for the driveway.
That would be the historical antiques then, yes?
You mean old and decrepid
No! She’s describing the place and not you kind sir!!!
Clinging onto the past is rarely helpful.
Sounds nice but the trouble with an island is all those unwanted visitors washing up on your beach.
Sometimes, the past can forecast the future. As an example, the 1918 Spanish flu. If only we’d clung onto the past and lessons learnt then we’d have been better prepared…
Do you think so? I doubt it … they had absolutely nothing in their arsenal to combat it. Certainly no vaccines to hand and very few people , if any, spreading it by jetting off on foreign holidays.
Well that’s the end of that dream then. Sharks and jellyfish are not my friends!
I suppose the odd merman might be okay … as long as he didn’t immediately say … how do I apply for benefits…
I tried to look for a handsome Merman image to stick in here but no…its all cartoons. But look up Mermaids, and its all willowy buxom blondes - what the heck? Goofle is misogynistic.
Finally!! Yes Sheba, that will do very nicely thank you.
Or what about…
Oh I do like a man with a sense of humour though!