A Smart Car Saga

Me too Bathsheba.:smiley:

Iā€™m amazed that such few members could create such a long threadā€¦

I had a colleague who commuted 40 miles each way to and from work in a Smart Car. She said it would return about 80mpg, but was susceptible to being blown around in strong winds on the motorway.

There was another chap at work who drove a Smart Car. He was a big bloke, well over six feet tall and well built with it. He looked a bit like Colin Baker who was the seventh actor to play The Doctor in the Doctor Who series.

This chap had a sticker on the back of his car that said, ā€œDoes my bum look big in this?ā€

I think itā€™s one of those ā€˜look at meā€™ threads, they tend to pop up now and again mainly from relatively new posters.

Not really. Get them now and again when only a small number of people are around posting, so end up on a quickfire to and fro threadā€¦Get in the zone and go with the flow.:wink:

Nobody is forced to read them, after all.

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Circle the wagons ā€¦

I quite like different/odd/eccentric posts/postersā€¦Keeps all of Us on Our toes trying to work out what the hell Theyā€™re all getting at :-pā€¦Keep 'em coming say I.

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To be fair my next saga came to a head yesterday in the form of a threatening email from one of the top internet companiesā€¦two emails two threats to be exactā€¦There has been communications via Valencia, Morocco and Franceā€¦so farā€¦carrot is for you to chew overā€¦over and outā€¦:shock:e
How I wish I did not have to attend an important appointment this dayā€¦ they call them renz de vous hereā€¦appointments that isā€¦:smiley:

Iā€™ll remember that: Making a rendez-vous with the dentist seems less worrying than an appointment. :001:

Well that is all sortedā€¦hopefully because that went a bit mad reallyā€¦ as I booked it two days before he goes into Poitiers Hospitalā€¦the 24th he told meā€¦I wrote that down on his dossier.

He has a yearly endoscopieā€¦and the procedure has changedā€¦Still book a bedā€¦food if orderedā€¦but he should be returned to me by early P.M in there estimations,Ambulance car booked, Prescription for disinfection in the shower the night beforeā€¦3 days of a special diet and the cherry on the cakeā€¦Moviprepā€¦ he dreads it actually and I try my best to give him spaceā€¦hates seeing me laugh so much,over this necessary yearly procedureā€¦

ā€¦Hey Chris Evans does not make any fuss, he talks about it often promoting Men tto get themselves checked over if say you start passing some bloodā€¦itā€™s a Warning and Men are loosing lives over not going to get checked outā€¦

back to the Labā€¦
ā€¦ and then she gave me the 22nd at 11.00am ā€¦ok until she took his admission detailsā€¦gave me a sideways look and smiled, the she pointed out the admission date was the 21st Julyā€¦with that I dropped by bag on the floor then the pen and holder on a chainā€¦fell as well.
Husband just looked shocked but funny shockedā€¦Receptionist change the date to the 19th at 11.00amā€¦

Had to arrange at the blood lab for Husbands Appointment for some blood tests that only are taken at the Lab plus a covid test same timeā€¦

It did delay us moving to France by just over 1 yearā€¦we had sold our property and had to upset a lot the new ownerā€¦she was willing to hold on but we just wanted to get rid of husbands illness, nothing else mattered for a while.

.any errors I will sort after my lunch, really starving nowā€¦

Dianne, l was wondering.
Are some of your earlier posts quoted from a book you might be writing?

I read a lot but do not write stories. I do make notes on various things along my dayā€¦music I hear and want to go back to also read about the person or band that kind of thingā€¦a place I remember, then want to re call. hear or see a product that seems useful to meā€¦I have a memory like a sieve at times, but sometimes that is a good thing.:cool:.

Do you use a Commonplace Book? Its just a notebook for all manner of interesting things you want to record. They have been in use since the 17th Century, and some are like works of art in themselves.

I think it would be wise for me to write up first but I canā€™t read my own writing that well, just for startersā€¦Do most things on the spur of the momentā€¦and would get bored doing writing up a saga for prepā€¦ pick the whole to pieces and scrap it is very likelyā€¦

I now use a Lidls empty beer half carton and cheap printing foolscap paper and have to move the box out of my Husbands view, oftenā€¦he calls it my messā€¦it is actually, as I pile on some books that I am looking at for various reasonsā€¦ move it all off the table here with my ā€¦whoopsā€¦OUR Laptopā€¦ although he did a few weeks ago buy a new french small Laptop/Tablet not sure exactly, but it is all applicationsā€¦So he rarely get on this one nowā€¦

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I use one (several) of those - have done since I was about10 or 11 when we were taught about them in school. Great fun looking back at some of the stuff in there! Am not disciplined enough to keep a diary/journal but, as a writer, am never without a notebook and pencil!:-D:-D

How great was your school! I only found out about them in the last couple of years - although I have been keeping them on and off most of my life. I love filling them up with random things :smiley:

Now that is a great idea, had never thought of a memories book.
Never been a keeper of things, apart from some Photos that go back to when My Sister and I were bornā€¦Have a nappy pin and a trinket that was attached to my wedding bouquet. Wedding dress my Mother just threw it out and never said until years laterā€¦strange some folksā€¦
My old stamp album that I treasured and an autograph book that was filled with all sorts of peopleā€¦goneā€¦Iā€™ll leave it at thatā€¦past is gone future is filled with mostly good things in lifeā€¦