A few fun questions for you

  1. A boy is walking down the road with a doctor. While the boy is the doctor’s son, the doctor is not the boy’s father. Then who is the doctor?
  1. I am the beginning of sorrow and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness.
  1. Joseph and Lena are found dead on the floor with some water around. The windows are open and a strong wind draft is blowing the curtains around. How did they die?
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A boy is walking down the road with a doctor. While the boy is the doctor’s son, the doctor is not the boy’s father. Then who is the doctor?

is the doctor the boys MOTHER

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The letter S

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Joseph and Lena were goldfish, and the wind blew their goldfish bowl off the windowsill, where it smashed on the floor.

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Crumbs @Feey and @Bathsheba …I’m still frowning with concentration here.

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Oooer, we’ve got some clever clogs here, tonight. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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Last one before I call it a night . . .

A lift is on the ground floor. There are four people in the lift including me.
When the lift reaches first, floor, one person gets out and three people get in.
The lift goes up to the second floor, 2 people get out 6 people get in.
It then goes up to the next floor up, no-one gets out but 12 people get in. Halfway up to the next floor up the lift cable snaps, it crashes to the floor. Everyone else dies in the lift. How did I survive?

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You were aware of something “Uplifting”. :smiley:

you get out at the first floor ,but how do you know the rest of the grisly details?

Use the Stairs and get the paces in, Leave the idle masses to their doom. :smiley:

Almost right Smiffy, except I got out at the second floor, and the Cops told me 12 more had got it. :laughing:

Try this one -

I have no voice, yet I speak to you.
I tell of all things in the world that people do.I have leaves, but I am not a tree.I have pages, but I am not a bride.I have a spine, but I am not a man.I have hinges, but I am not a door.I have told you all. I cannot tell you more.
What am I?

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I can read you like a book,I think.

Huh! You’re too smart for me, young man. :grinning: :+1:

Next one -

You are a cyclist in a cross-country race. Just before the crossing finish line, you overtake the person in second place. In what place did you finish?

The boy’s Mother I should think

Ey? What’s that got to do with the last question about the race position? :thinking:

Most likely 2nd place.
Unless you got a real spurt on and overtook the leader too, in which case you would be first!

Well done, Ruthio.

Second Place it is.
If you pass the person in second, you take second place, and they become third.

  1. Crime Scene:
    A large wooden box was built with one door. The door was locked from the inside, and then nailed shut from the inside. The police break into the room. In the middle of the room there is a dead man hanging from the ceiling, with his shoes 3 feet off the ground. The only other thing in the room is a hammer lying in a puddle of water.
    Can you explain what happened?

he was stood on a block of ice with the noose around his neck ice melted and he hung himself.

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