****. It!
for obvious reasons.
Bollards!
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You can take the boy out of Yorkshire…
But you can’t take Yorkshire out of the boy…
I seem to have heard that one a lot, I don’t know why…
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That’s why we called our neutered Tom cat Tomorrow. .
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Chilli my friend put Tomorrow never comes on her grandma’s gravestone apparently her grandma was always saying she would do this or that Tomorrow… 
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Meanwhile back at the ranch.
These two sayings have stayed with me from 40 years ago when doing summer work with the local council dustbin / parks men:
- never waste a journey (being berated by the gaffer from meandering back empty handed to the works van for some implement when there were 3 or 4 items that needed to go back to the van)
- tidy as you go (probably the same gaffer seeing me create a huge mess)
I suppose that sums it up in a kind of melancholic way.
My nan came out with some corkers, if there’s enough blue in the sky to make a sailor a pair of trousers then it isn’t going to rain.
I’d gaze into the blue yonder in a childlike way and ponder. I hasten to add, I don’t have a thing about sailors or bell bottoms 
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