yay found some life

so you’re always there for the ride?

sorry,busy cooking a fryup,forgot to eat today,erm yesterday.:roll:

of course, i refuse to be officially old just yet,i may look like ive been run over by a bus but i still have the mind of a 55yr old.
mind theres a very outside chance ill get captured one day,domesticated and end up driving a ford focus etc but i very much doubt it now.

i beleive my themes are set.

:evil::044:

frustratingly enough I have the mind of a 20 something though my body tends to differ!

have a sneaky feeling we all get stuck at 20,mines a bit later as i was veeery sloow at 20 and understood virtually nothing niether bikes nor females.was quite a bumpy time for me.

don’t worry, all men are the same! :lol::lol:

oi! this one definately isnt,else id be able to fit into this world easily and i dont.

going to re-name you “trouble” i think. :wink:

:-p

call me what you like but just call me!:lol::lol:

yes miss…:lol:

but first the fryup… :twisted:

:081:

well I’ve never been knocked back in favour of a plate of grub! must be losing my touch!:shock::shock:

:lol::lol::lol::-p

I remember on certain occasions I’ve said I’d sooner have had a plate of chips, more satisfying at times…

sorry miss,wasnt implying id drop you for anything in real life.:blush:

tis a nice fryup mind n i was suddenly starving,think its all this typing,most typing ive done in years.:slight_smile:

also cant beleive im still up at 2;30 am,got to get up at 7,lol,like a perrishing teenager at the moment.

burp,mmm,worth it though,tis good to grin.

and eat.

:lol:

I’m already in bed with my pussy beside me!:lol:

lolololol…choked on my fried bread then…its dismountable?.

think we need a list of all the parts that unscrew… :giggle:

sorry,went a bit benny hill there for a moment.

that made me sooo laugh! could have been worse if you’d turned into Dick Emery’s female character, oh you are awful but I like you!:lol:

i could do all of dick emerys bit except swinging the leg over,id just end up a heap on the floor.hehe.

don’t mention leg over, it’s a distant memory!

got mine over yesterday.:slight_smile:

tis the only way to get on a bike ive found.mind i still end up a heap on the floor sometimes if i dont concentrate,i blame it on having heavy feet.

good job this is an open forum,keeps me in check, else my other comments would get let out n my welcomes recinded pdq lmao

.:wink:

must test that theory at some point!

so now it’s goodnight from me and the pussy nodded in your direction so that’s it for tonight:-)

yep,goodnight trouble,sleep tight.x