That’s because you commanded their full attention RN…Just like you’ve commanded mine…
You’ll have to get in the queue behind RightNow Morty…
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Now you are beginning to view the full picture of this topic, OGF. 
Morti, there may be hope for the gents yet… 
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Well that’s a let down You’ll be knackered by then.
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What? So what did you talk about then?
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These days Mrs Fox says, just pull my nighty down when you’ve finished…
Some girls do
Some girls don’t
Some girls will
Some girls won’t
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It don’t do to think back, just leave it.
Let it be.
Wow !! Well knock me over wiff a Feather.
Not even >>
Brit Edition. “Calmer Suits Ya”
All the way up The Hudson. E
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I clicked on the book QeS but there were no examples… 
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I will send you the Yorkshire edition’ Foxy
Pictures easy to paint by clicking the numbers. 
Collectible at Owens Farm on the Moor. E
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E, By gum! that sounds rate up my streat QeS…
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I’ve been considering a career change for some time now!
Yer pips are going to have to go sooner or later! 
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Wiff your spot on talent Foxy. A Nice lil earner.
Angus could Flog it. >>
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I’ve been in the wrong job all these years Chilli…
For the first 35 years of my working life, I worked in a factory with 25 other hairy arsed men…
I did see a few sights as a postman though…Like young women opening the door to receive a parcel in just their underwear…
Oh God missus…I’ve still got two more bags of letters to deliver…
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You were obviously assigned better walks than I Foxy
I generally got blocks of flats and miserable gits wanting to know why the post was so late! 
Seriously though, met some really nice people! 
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Why? Here’s Why.
Jethro and Cassandra Were walking past the Pub.
When the Priest stopped them and asked,
Didn’t I marry you two last year?"
“Yes, Father, you did.”
“Any children yet?”
“Unfortunately, not yet.”
He smiled and said,
“I’m going to Rome - I’ll Light a ‘Candle’ for you both to be blessed with children”.
Years later, They crossed paths again.
“So… Any kids yet?”
She beams, "Yes! Two sets of twins. And six more
Ten in total!"
“That’s wonderful! Where’s Jethro.?”
"He’s gone to Rome… To blow out your Candle!"
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I was a trend setter because plumbers are known for our pants going low on us as we are working and exposing our bums but when spandex shorts came out which was 1970’s I wore them under my pants thus kept things professional
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Killjoy
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It’s known as builders bum in the UK
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