My wife says sex is better on holiday
Not the best postcard I’ve ever got…
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Not a problem if she is in Bancock 
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Freddie Starr on sex
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Women get bored with sex.
Because we get bored with the same old same old .
Off topic. …Think men are more likely to cheat .
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I think Women Cheat more, never heard of a geezer faking an orgasm 
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No …men just plough on regardless ! Yawn
I think men are more likely to cheat on a relationship
God loves a trier.
Perhaps that’s because sex is just another thing to do for a man, like reading a book or listening to music…Whereas a woman needs to love her bloke…
I suppose for every cheating man there has to be a woman encouraging it. I would expect most single women would know of the marriage and some women are married themselves.
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You mean there should be two participants during sex Spitty…?
How strange!
In time when there are life like droids to look human like the movie West World , dating certainly marriage is finished .
A man can now program one of these droids to laugh at his jokes , have a passion for fish tanks and cook him blood pudding daily without complaining about cholesterol thus he is in utopia .
Message
Signed. Dr. Phil O’ Gynist
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To be fair, the millions of times I enjoyed my adventure in bed, I don’t recall him/any of them ever mentioning books or music during our interlude. 
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Does she? I can fancy a chap walking down the road , admire his cute bum, and daydream about a quick tussle in a hedge without wanting to have his babies.
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You know you are in Miami when plenty of divorced men with money have wives younger then their daughters .
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- big sigh * … no chance for me then. I’m about half a century too late.
Why !!
Because they prefer eating Cish & Fhips in bed.!!
The left over Greaseproof paper can be Quite Itchy.
Preferring a Sunday Roast
Has even more complications. 
Where is Greg Wallace and his “witty” comments when you need them?
Has no one mentioned ,stuffing a plump bird???
Or fulfilling lazy cows 