I can’ t guarantee the superlative but a noise definitely being at the top end of the scale is the sound of pouring a pleasantly cooled (not ice-cold) beer from a certain distance into a crystal-clean glass that should not be tilted so as to prevent the sound and the foam from developing but into a glass that stands or is held upright so that a gurgling, splashing sound can be heard and a tight, uniform, thick, and lasting foam head gets formed. Sheer delight. 
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In my defence we never went for the really loud multi shot fireworks… maybe bangers when I was a kid.
Sorry Psmith’s dog 
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Oh no indeed no! Those severe coastal gales can rip a water front house apart🤬
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Gentle wind and sea, a waft.
Here we go again…the perils of Bognor!
Who needs webcams 
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Morning birdsong
A babbling brook
We have a family of magpies and every year hearing the young ones practicing is hilarious.
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That would be so fun. I have never experienced that.
You are lucky. 
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We also have Butcher Birds who are related and they make good noises too.
And laughing Kookaburras of course.It can get quite hectic.
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And cicadas,which tell you summer has really arrived.
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Yes, Butcher Birds reside here as well. Very distinctive calls.
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Sometimes we get a big gang of currawongs,they are good too.
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Cicadas drive me crazy with their non stop crepitation.
I love it.Never heard anything like it before I came here.I thought they were just a countryside thing but my BH was born in Moonee Ponds in the middle of Melbourne and they had them in their street.
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A woman having an orgasm!
I sometimes think there are frogs in the back yard. Wrong, blinking Cicadas. 
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Frogs would be good too especially the pobblebonks
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Never heard of that.
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i love to hear a childs laughter
I love to hear the birds singing but not the ones who squawk. 
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