Forever and a day. The smell stays in your hair and on your clothes for days. Yuck. It’s an assault to the senses.
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@Furryanimal I cant remember the last time I visited a barber as my wife has seen to my Barnet for as long as I can remember. I think it was way back to when we married and moved into our first house together. She was good with the scissors etc and of course any money saved meant more for house embellishments such as extra furniture etc, as we moved in with just the basic bare essentials given by friends and family.
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I used to work with a bloke who had his hair cut very short just once a year at Christmas.
He hated going to the barbers and reckoned it was worse than the dentist as someone mentioned earlier. After a month or two he looked like Jesus, and we got used to him with long hair, so he looked so funny after the Christmas holidays.
I’ve had several barbers over the years, but for the last twenty years I’ve settled on a pretty blonde young lass. I say young, she was when I first went to her, but she’s a mature woman now. She likes to tell me all about her holidays…I thought it was supposed to be the other way round. She asks how I would like my hair, but all the blokes come out looking the same.
I don’t think it was a question, more a statement…I’ve never been offered a drink because I’m in and out so fast I go dizzy and have to brace myself on the door jamb as I leave.
Mrs Fox doesn’t like the way she cuts my hair, but I think she’s only jealous…
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I only go two to three times year.
When I’m looking like a sixties hippy it’s time to get shorn😀
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But does your blonde barber offer you anything for the weekend Foxy …y’know, tradition and all that 
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Now you know why I’ve had several barbers over the years Chilli…
“Get out of my shop!”…
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Ha!
Banned from the barbers, that’s a new one Foxy 
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And all I was doing was rolling a fag under the blanket…
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I have cut my own hair for many years. 6mm (no.2) back and sides and 10mm (no3) over the top. I have had a frozen shoulder lately which makes it more difficult.
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I asked my hairdresser to cut my hair like George Clooney…
When she had finished, I said “That doesn’t look like George Clooney”
She replied…“It would if he came in here”… 
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My favourite hairdresser serves a very good decaf tea.
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