Reminds me of Panorama’s report on the spaghetti harvest.
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Can we continue to panic buy loo rolls?
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OMG, imagine one of those with a biscuit base, covered in chocolate !
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Hi
I love them.
A strange but true fact, until recently they were on the banned list for military flights.
One exploded all over a pilot in a sudden change in altitude, blocking out some things in the cockpit.
After extensive testing they are now allowed again.
I kid you not.
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I used to love these, but I think they contain palm oil nowadays?
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Brilliant, Sir Furry - reading that gave me a good chuckle, thanks. 
It reminded me of the Spaghetti Harvest spoof too 
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I love them … but wouldn’t it be lovely if they were as big as those in the photograph.
I love their caramel wafer thingies too.
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Scottish Aye is a brilliant site
Yeah…I read that somewhere too.
Delicious
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I dislike the soft cloying texture of marshmallow so I don’t eat the Tunnock’s chocolate tea cakes or their coconut sprinkled chocolate “snowballs” - but I do love Tunnock’s Caramel wafers - layers of crisp wafer combined with chewy toffee / caramel deliciousness, all wrapped in chocolate ! 
It’s a while since I ate one but I am getting a craving for one right now!
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love 'em, thanks for the post furry
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The problem with them is, the chocolate was/is very poor quality.
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Gosh … I’d forgotten the snowball ones covered with coconut … yummy.
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Wagon Wheels are the same … that choccy was even thinner. Haven’t had one of them for years though.
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They were also a lot bigger back in the day (wasn’t everything 
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They were … everything seems to shrink as the years go by.
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that’s my excuse anyway
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Marshmallow Convoy Ambushed in Coordinated Haggis Raid
Authorities have confirmed that a highly organised group of wild haggis carried out a precision sneak attack on a convoy transporting freshly harvested marshmallows to factories across the country.
The operation began on a remote stretch of motorway, where haggis operatives constructed makeshift blockades using stacked whisky crates. Moments before the convoy arrived, empty whisky bottles were smashed across the carriageway, instantly shredding tyres and bringing the marshmallow filled lorries to a juddering halt.
Armed security on board were quickly overwhelmed, subdued, and tied up using what witnesses described as “surprisingly professional knots.”
Drivers were detained without injury and politely told to “nae panic.”
With the convoy immobilised, additional whisky crates were rolled into place behind the lorries, blocking any chance of rescue. What followed was described by investigators as “disturbingly efficient.”
Hundreds of haggis descended on the trucks in tight formation, unloading the giant marshmallows piece by piece. Each haggis carried a single portion, scurrying off into the surrounding hills with military precision.
Observers say it was clear the plan had been rehearsed for years.
As the final truck was being cleared, a second and third wave of haggis poured over the ridgelines, ensuring no marshmallow was left behind.
Within ten minutes, every vehicle stood empty.
By the time authorities arrived, the haggis had vanished into the distance, leaving behind only abandoned lorries, shredded tyres, broken whisky bottles, and one truck spray painted with the message,
“THE HAGGIS BANDITS STRIKE AGAIN.”
Officials now believe the same group may be responsible for the infamous Louvre Heist, citing the identical use of diversion tactics, teamwork, and an unsettling knowledge of logistics.
The marshmallows have not been recovered.
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yes, i’ve noticed that