True Pugsy
TNP likes Fridays.
False. I prefer Saturdays and Sundays
TNP is never quite sure what day it is.
True sometimes.
TNP has eaten biscuits today.
False. Another avenue of pleasure cut off for me.
TNP has a favourite sweetie.
True
TNP is going to bed soon.
HUH-that’ll be the day [Good title for a song,that;surprised nobody’s used it]
TNP is wearing slippers
False i havent got up yet…having coffee in bed
The next person. Is still asleep
False. Just got back from the first two mile dog walk of the day.
TNP is knackered from the very thought of it.
False-my dog walks everywhere…VERY rarely drives…]
TNP has decided ‘some people are utter planks’…
True…and so many of them are running…sorry…ruining the country.
TNP is in full agreement.
True very true.
TNP is enjoying the sunshine.
True. Although it was a little warm shoving a lawnmower around.
TNP has never used a lawnmower.
True…why use lawnmowers when I have ponies!?!
TNP has always wanted to learn to play an instrument…
I already play an instrument but I have always wanted to play it well.
TNP is on a diet?
False. Exactly what are you implying?? 
TNP is chaffing at the bit to post a sarcastic comment.
False I am chilled
TNP likes playing cards.
True…I love card games
TNP has ridden on a camel.
True, around the rim of a volcano.
TNP gets the 'ump easily.
True of these days lol. Very very touchy. 
TNP is a dog owner.
false I am a cat owner, although I might get a dog in the near future.
TNP eats beans straight out of the tin.