A cautious welcome back to you Monkeypuzzle.
Hi
No Forum is secure, all monitored remotely.
The reality is that nobody is bothered about what a lot of Old Fogeys think.
We are hardly a danger to Society.
Welcome back!
monkeypuzzle.
I am pleased to see you back on here and posting. At least you’re straight and to the point.
I admire that in people.
But sometimes ‘Blunt’ Arty…
What did you have for breakfast Jem ?
I am a two toast a day girl for anyone that’s interested 
At the moment with wonderful white nasty bread that has no goodness .
I will go back to the seedy stuff at some point !
I love toast Muddy, I make mine out of 50/50 bread by either Hovis or Kingsmill…Get the thick one…Yum! Yum!
Wow, I didn’t think I would be missed, thank you.
I have had no security problems with this forum, but several others on which I have posted make my virus protection go crazy, which they didn’t heretofore. I am not sure what to make of it.
Hiya Ya wee Monkey and welcome back.;-)…I hope You’ve not been causing a fuss on this 'ere perfect Forum…yet :-p
Hello again (T) monkeypuzzle .
So what’s new ?
Her user name for starters. :-p
Aye…curiouser and curiouser…can I change Mine too…pretty please?
What would you like May?
Och I’m fed up with being called Me…I want something more exotic to portray My exciting personality…tut…bleedin smileys aint workin!
Maybe we could swap names… that would confuse 'em. :-p
'Twould confuse Me Laddie :-p…does longdogs mean big feet?..I’m just a size 5 
Me too, I would like to drop the Y off Roxy. I get called Rox in the real world…
Welcome back you little monkey - what a puzzle
My morning meal is no secret, breakfast for me Muddy consists of a generous helping of Flahavans fine Irish oats, lavishly coated with Hibernian honey, a fine start to the day and excellent for my health and figure, I highly recommend it, it’ll have you swinging on a star all day long, just ask Meg, she uses Flahavans too.;-)
My dear old Granny, God be good to her, used to say to me in mornings of yore, “Eat it all up Jem me lad, it’ll put a big red neck on yeh”
Fortunately I missed out on the big red neck but obtained all the other benefits.
You are dead right about todays white bread, tastes like compressed sawdust, we are lucky to have a family run baker’s shop in the area, they make wonderful white loaf bread every day, folks come from miles to get it, and their soda bread is to die for, you pay a bit more but it’s worth it.
My apologies to the OP for going off topic, it was just in reply to Muddy’s question, blame her.;-)