Oops! don’t need to hang up, the pips aren’t going.
Do you like my new digital camera? Knocks spots off your box Brownie…
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vlogging camera on a selfie stick
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I’ve never said that.
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“Good Morning Pharmacist,
can I have a packet of Viagra connect please” 
John
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never said what?
Sorry, I didn’t ‘get’ that - must have been lost in translation
I think chemist would have been more likely the word used in the 70s….
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Human Resources Dept.
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Nowadays it’s called human capital
What’s next? Bot capital
Oh wait a minute, we’ve got that already…
Loads of money.
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Used to be Personnel, now it’s HR.
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Basmati rice
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“My bad”.
Groan.
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There’s worse!..
We are where we are
It is what it is
From the get go
Run it up the flag pole and see who salutes
Pick the low hanging fruit
Kicking it into the long grass
I don’t feel very well now 
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Groan and double groan.
I quit the corporate BS 30 years ago.
Ha! BS, I like that.
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I don’t even know what this means? 
I actually prefer the texture of Izal toilet tissue
They’re dreadful corporate expressions…
1 means suggest it to the assembled group meeting and see who agrees
2 means choose the easiest option
3 means attend to it another day
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You’ve gone very corporate tonight ruthio! Have you been watching your old “the office” dvds?
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