The Mindless Thread

The narcissistic LEO sees the town drunk up on the water tower. “Looks like he’s going to jump he Radios.” He than goes up to the drunk and says, “ you know the last thing you’ll see is your knees.”
So the drunk thinks on that a bit & jumps.

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I had never until now got back to this and must say was very entertaining reading Mindless stuff…
This is the first thing and the last thing I read on Mindless ideas!

https://www.flowmagazine.com/read/mindfulness/10-mindless-things.html
bound to tick a few boxes…maybe or maybe not, time will tell.

I know, I changed my mind too!

A man walks into a bar on a slow night and sits down.
After a few minutes, the bartender asks him what he wants to drink.
He replies, “No thanks. I don’t drink. I tried it once, but I didn’t like it.”
So, the bartender says, “Well, would you like a cigarette?”
But the man says, “No thanks. I don’t smoke. I tried it once, but I didn’t like it.”
Bartender asks him if he’d like to play a game of pool and
again the man says, “No thanks. I don’t like pool. I tried it once,
but I didn’t like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t be here at all,
but I’m waiting for my son.”
So, bartender says, “I can guess that He’s your only child!”

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Do you ever wonder who “fact checks,” the Fact Checkers?

The factitioners

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little story about things, about nothing in particular.

One warm summer evening many years ago, actually when we had our first house, I was sitting outside enjoying the last of the days sun. Very gradually the sun disappeared below the horizon and the evening started to get a bit darker. After another half an hour or so the sky changed from a bright day to darkness and the stars came out twinkling across the whole clear sky. Not only that but the moon in a half circle appeared as well. There I sat in awe at the transformation within a very short time. It was truly amazing. So as i sat there contimplating on the change my mind went back to thinking it was about time I put a roof on this outside toilet

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I could see a punch line Loo…ming then.

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Sounds like a Dear “John” letter

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More like a Bog off text

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A polish man is sitting at a bar having a few drinks
he notices a very attractive lady sit down
at the other end of the bar and order a drink.
The polish guy calls the bartender over and says
“whatever she is is drinking,
give her another one and tell her it is on me.”
The bartender replies “I don’t think you want to do that.”
“What do you mean?” yells the polish guy, “Send her the drink!”
“O.K.” the bartender replies,
“but I don’t think it is a good idea.”
“And why not?” asks the polish guy.
The bartender leans over the bar and very softly says
“because she’s a lesbian.”
“I don’t care, send her the drink.” says the polish guy.
So after the lady gets her drink
the polish guy very casually strolls down to the other end of the bar
sits down next to her and says,
“so what part of Lesbia are you from?”

And she says, have you got anything for brown shoes ?

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So, I looked around and said, “Sure do, Spit and my Hanky Panky!”

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I couldn’t even mind less today.

Watching “Lake of the Ozarks,” golf trail, video adds now. … :sneezing_face: