Simple tenets, no doubt
ESOT
Even Scottish oldies tango
N H S O
never hush Scottish operatics
RHHS
Riding horses helps sciatica
G S S A
Getting sausage sorted anyway.
GEDY
Got everything done yesterday
T G E Y
The Grey Elephant yawned
EYTD
Even you trusted David
NUDD
Never Underestimate David’s Discretion
R E S N
Recognize every surreptitious notion
EYSN
Explain Your Sore Nose
N R E E
Nose reacted, extreme elephantiasis
EDES
elephants disregard everything sometimes
SDGS
Sometimes dogs get sore
S S T E
Sing songs to entertain 
Sorry forgot.
G S O N
Gibbons seem ornery now
S M Y W
Sausages make you well.
SEUL
sausage eaters usually lie
ESYE
Every sausage you eat
Y E U T