Every Day Somebody Dies (Sobering thought)
Y Y Y S
sorry people.
Your younger years safer
RRSR
Running Round Screaming RUN!
G D G N
Generally desiring gorgeous Nuns
YDSS
You Do Say Stuff
U O Y F
Underestimate one you fool
EEUL
Even ethel understands larry
NLSY
Never Larry suddenly yells
RYYS
Ruth yells Yvonne screams
HSES
Help save endangered species
PEDS
Physical education deserves sponsoring
LNSG
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Long noses - so grotesque! 
GSOE
Good sense of ethics
DEFS
Did expect full service
DTLE
Donald Trump,lecherous egotist.
DPST
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Don posts stupid things
NSDS
Next sausage dinner sorted
TERD
The earth run down
EHNN
every hour nonexistence nears
YRES
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Your receding every Sunday
RGYY