Not trying you twonker 
TGUR
Try getting under radishes
Y G R S
yesteryear gone, recounting sausagery
REGY
Regularly eating greengage yogurt
Y G E T
Yannick got enough time
KTHE
Kindly take heed, everyone
YEDE
You expected deep enthusiasm?
UDPM
Utterly disenfranchised pursuing mainstream.
YDGM
Yodeling doesn’t get mentioned
GTTD
Going to the dogs
GOES
Got ones early sausages
TSYS
Think sausage you sucker
KEUR
keep everyone under raps
BFOB
M,WTF
Proper engagement really sensible 
RTYE
wots sup
I think it’s taken a turn for the nurse.
Two words, nine words, no standards some people
Never was any good at maffs
Tart saw aga seat
TWAT
Take Whiskey After Tea
E Y R A