Remember eating nothing exciting
RGGG
Remember-Grating gives gratification
RGSN
Running Gets So Nauseating
G S O G
Giraffes scavenging old greengages
SGDS
Stop Giving Dogs Sticks
P G S S
Please give spicy sausages
EEYS
Eric enjoyed yodellers singing
C D S G
Clever deal sounds good
RLSD
Real leather seemed dull
L R D L
Left-wing riot damaged lorries
GTDS
Getting Too Damned Tired
G O D D
1 Like
Got obstreperous during debate
TSGE
The Suffering Gets Easier
E G S R
Enduring ghastly sausage remarks 
GYES
Get Your Extra Sausages
T R A S
Think rationally about sausages
KYTS
Keep Your Tiny Sausages
P R Y S
Please retain your senses
ENRS
Eric never rang Susan
C R G N
Charming retiree going nowhere
G E G E