Remember Reassuring Sick Sausages
RGKS
Recently goat kids scarpered
Y T S D
You talkin sausages darlin
UNSN
User-generated news sounded nonsensical
DSDL
Disrespecting sausages? don’t lie
GSTE
Give Sausages The Elbow
E S E W
Eating sausages enables wisdom
GSSM
Getting Some Sausages Monday
G E S Y
Greasy Eating Sausagey Yawn
YGYN
You’re Getting Younger Now
E G R W
Ever Grown Red Wallflowers
RNDS
Really nice Danish Sausages
YEHS
You Enjoy Hungarian Sausages
UYNS
Until your next sausage
LRTE
Ladies require taught etiquette
S E T E
Sausage Eaters Teach Etiquette
ESHE
Eventually she had escaped
YEDD
Yetis Eat Delicious Dinners
STSS
Should tell some stories
DLES
Don’t let everyone suffer. 
TTER