Your reputation says everything
RNSG
Royal Navy sailor garrotted 
L Y R D
Lol you’re real, dude
L E L E
Liked each long evening
DHGG
David hates Good Girls
DSDS
Dared some daredevil stunt
DELT
David eats lovely tomatoes
D S Y S
Digested sublime Yorkshire Sausages
DEES
David eats excellent sausages
D S T S
David’s gonna get fat
David said Tina Sucks!!!
DDAS
David denies a suck
DSAK
Daily Some Ask Katie
Y E K E
Your ex keeps eating
R X S G
Remember Xanthippe seeing ghosts
REGS
Real emergency, got sausages
LYTS
Love your tasty sausage!
EYRE
eat your regular eggs
T R R S
Tractors regularly remove silage
S Y E E
Sharing Your Easter Eggs?
G R R S
geese rarely run sideways
EYNS