Eat your smoked salmon
T R D N
tasting red dandelion nougat
GDNT
Gordon did not trump
N d t p
Never did talk Portuguese
R D K E
Really Don’t Kiss Everyone
Y T S E
you tasted sausage essence
UDEE
Under Duress Every Evening
R S Y G
Roger stole your gin
R E R N
Roger eats raw numpties
R S W S
Right Stuart, wake Sandra
TTEA
two teacups empty again
OSYN
Obsolete sausage, your nightmare.
EERE
every eerie reverie ends
YEES
You expected extra sausages?
UDAS
Undeniably dogs adore sausages
Y S E S
You Seem Extra Sexy
U M A Y
Unsubstantiated masculine assumptions, yes?
DESS
Don’t Ever Suppress Sexiness
T R S S
Try revamping sexist suppositions
YGTS
you got troubling singlet
UTGT