do you cycle?..haha on yer bike then!
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There’s a splutter from the engine and
the car slowly coasted to a stop.
April get out and lifts the Hood, concluding that
she doesn’t have a clue what’s wrong.
Luckly she’s got an Apple 15 pro phone and
a quick phone call to her Auto Insurance Co. +
a short wait she sees flashing lights. Soon a
Flatbed pulls up behind her.
“That’s a lovely car,” said the mechanic.
"What seems to be the matter?
April says, "Well, it just conked out "
“Let me have look.” He set to work and
ten minutes later the engine was running again.
“Thank goodness,” Karen said.
“What was the matter?”
“Simple really, just crap in the carburetor,” he replies
.
Looking shocked April asks,
" How many times a week will I have to do that?"
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Something seems dreadfully wrong, maybe he was riding backwards on his cycle and forgot his clown costume. Yea that’s it he forgot to smile. His makeup was great though! …. 
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LOVE IT!!
( And yes it is a complete sentence!!!)
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I’m currently reading a book called: ‘Swimming the English Channel’…
by Francis Neer.
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There are times when I think, “I wish women came with instructions,” then I think, “What would be the point, men would never read them?”
I took the wife to the hospital yesterday, the baby was to be induced. The doctor ( female) said she had a machine that could transfer some of the pain the woman had whilst birthing to the father, like a trooper I said we’ll give me 10%, so it started and I felt good so I said up the percentage to 30% and it still felt fine. Like a true hero that I am I said give it to me the whole 100% and save the wife all her pain. Still felt great, baby born and we take the little rascle home, found the postman dead on the doorstep .
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