Some funnies for today

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Should’nt that be … Standing for erection! :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

Absolutely explains how most of us feel here in the US! :grin:

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My local soup canning factory has closed down. On the gates there is a sign saying they have gone into ad-minestrone.

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Patient: Doctor, I’ve got a cricket-ball jammed up my arse.
Doctor: How’s that?
Patient: Don’t you start!

For those of you not familiar with the game, in order for a batsman/woman to be given out, an appeal must be made by the fielding team to the umpire(s), usually by shouting, How’s that, pronounced, “Howzat?”

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Why so Scotsmen wear kilts? Because the sheep are used to the sound of zips.

Took a few minutes to work that one out! :smiley:

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