She fell in love with …

She fell in love with a football player but he wasn’t a keeper.

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She fell in love with a Financial Investor, but she couldn’t give him 100%

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She fell in love with an Airline Pilot and he took her to new heights of ecstacy.

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She fell in love with an Oceanographer, but he had an obsession with buoys

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She Jumped in. And fell in lurve wiff. Mat Reece.
But he fell out. :upside_down_face:

She fell in love with Mr Creosote but he had too much on his plate.

haven’t got that one m8

Monty Python sketch. Mr Creosote’s exploded.

Ben Dover. But he Fell Over >>Laffin

She fell in love with a train driver but he soon went off the rails.

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She fell in love with a flag maker, but he was ever waving.

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She fell in love with an actress but he now plays a very different role

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She fell in love with a cartoon character from Thomas the Tank Engine, but, he was a Fat Controller!!!

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ME ! :innocent: :
Butt. Preferred Ringing Quasimodo’s >>. :bell: :bell: :bell:

She fell in love with a yachtsman but he just ran her up his mast and tied off her halyard!

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She fell in love with her dancing teacher but he went a step too far.

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She fell in love with a stamp collector but he didn’t stick around

  • “Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” —Joan Crawford
    :100:

She fell in love with an arsonist who warmed her cockles.

Muscles…flecked