Or port and lemon even.
Toerags, who needs um (apart from Chiropodists)
Fillet steak day! Yayyy!!
January is nearly done,
I can’t believe who quiet it has become.
So there is life outside of these forums. Who’d have thought it.
Never eaten a Turnip, bet they taste like Swedes, wouldn’t know though, never eaten one of those either
neeps and tatties, yum
It’s good to be a swede-basher!!!
One day at a time
Nearly done ten years.
Own a space. 
Big Hitters.
How d’ya like them onions!
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I’m sixty four?
Laugh out Loud.
Oh what a gay day!
11 degrees today, may be just one coat on?
Doing a bit of DIY mate?
It’s going to be an epic month