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burble burble

Are you drowning?

gurgle gurgle

sounds like a cry for help

He’s got hold of the whisky again! :joy:

I bought a hedge trimmer…will save me £££…£150 to cut my hedge, trimmer £34.99p…I just wish I had bought one sooner, it whizzed through my hedge, I am so chuffed with it.

Plus I can still climb up a ladder with confidence!..:+1:

That reminds me, I need a haircut. How long is your ladder?

@EZ_Ridersmileytwiddling thumbs … now don’t lose your head over this. Short back and sides … do you want me to hold you down incase you twitch and get decapitated ?

Hmm good point! I have been known to twitch when held down by a woman. Actually it was three women but who’s complaining.

omg!!! three wimin :stuck_out_tongue:

hubble bubble

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Snot box

I’ll see your Snot Box and raise you two Bogey Rags.

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toil and trouble

is it worth it

maybe yes maybe no

I used to be indecisive but now I’m not so sure.

I used to just crastinate, but then I got so damned good at it I decided to go “Pro”

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Can I canoe you up the river?