burble burble
Are you drowning?
gurgle gurgle
sounds like a cry for help
He’s got hold of the whisky again!
I bought a hedge trimmer…will save me £££…£150 to cut my hedge, trimmer £34.99p…I just wish I had bought one sooner, it whizzed through my hedge, I am so chuffed with it.
Plus I can still climb up a ladder with confidence!..
That reminds me, I need a haircut. How long is your ladder?
@EZ_Rider … … now don’t lose your head over this. Short back and sides … do you want me to hold you down incase you twitch and get decapitated ?
Hmm good point! I have been known to twitch when held down by a woman. Actually it was three women but who’s complaining.
omg!!! three wimin
hubble bubble
Something Random
Snot box
I’ll see your Snot Box and raise you two Bogey Rags.
toil and trouble
is it worth it
maybe yes maybe no
I used to be indecisive but now I’m not so sure.
I used to just crastinate, but then I got so damned good at it I decided to go “Pro”
Can I canoe you up the river?