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ooooo I say, look Morti’s line dancing! 
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I haven’t been so excited since I woz in the Brownies, I shan’t sleep tonight that’s for sure 
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Advice please. Diamond wedding coming up. What is a reasonable amount of diamonds to buy my wife?
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diamond geezer
Sorry, can’t afford to buy you Wife any Diamonds, not being unreasonable.
diamonds are for ever, so they say
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Somewhere between a lot and too many! 
Good thinking ST. The problem is she already has a lot and too many. 
One - this one:-
Never in a month of Sundays.
The very one ST. How much do you want for it? 
Mates rates for you EZ - a bargain at £6,000,000 !
Totem Pole.
My enthusiasm is waning.
Random is tricky, forget thought.